• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOP
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    6 days ago

    I mean, there’s the time period where your not starving to death but, ya, you probably ded.

    I mean I don’t see how you couldn’t do a feeding tube other than it’s going to be not great pulling that sucker out.

      • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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        6 days ago

        So does air, or the thing you’re sitting on.

        I imagine depending on the rules, this would turn the whole world into a gigantic gold ball, which would then collapse into a black hole or something.

        • Depending on the rules, exactly does this magic conserve mass? Uranium would get bigger, cotton candy would shrink to a flake? All of the air in the world weighs 5.5 quadrillion tons. A ton of gold is 16.5 cubic inches, or 270 cm³ - so a block about the length of your foot plus a bit per side 5.5 quadrillion of those - a 1,487 cubic km block.

          I’d choose to shape it into a giant pyramid, which would minimize how much it sinks into the crust, and look cool AF for the 130-odd seconds it takes everyone to asphyxiate because we’re staring at a giant gold pyramid made from the matter that used to be the atmosphere.