The Tower of Babel is such a wild story, lol. God deciding to divide people and turn them against each other because their dope-ass tower threatened his brittle ego.
Seriously. God could have resolved the whole situation with an easy flex. Honestly he has really poor emotional control issues. Let’s imagine how he could have handled the situation better.
So he’s there. He’s sitting there on the mountain, watching them spend years building their tower up. Finally, after decades of effort, the tower is nearly complete. As the last exhausted mason finishes the last stone, he looks out, near eye-level with God. He’s about to ask God, “not so great now are you?”
But before he can, God looks on amused. Then he just laughs, taps his foot, and the mountain he’s on instantly grows a hundred times taller. The mason, and all the humans, suddenly know just how comically beneath they are to God in ability.
That’s how you put a mortal in their place without being a dick about it.
babel falls
meek will inherit the earth
the enemies will go down again on April 26th. along with the other event that I had specified
not even the slightest harm will befall those who I have specified
It will end in may–in a good way
The Tower of Babel is such a wild story, lol. God deciding to divide people and turn them against each other because their dope-ass tower threatened his brittle ego.
but the one that’s collapsing now is a fake copy. it pales in comparison to the original
Seriously. God could have resolved the whole situation with an easy flex. Honestly he has really poor emotional control issues. Let’s imagine how he could have handled the situation better.
So he’s there. He’s sitting there on the mountain, watching them spend years building their tower up. Finally, after decades of effort, the tower is nearly complete. As the last exhausted mason finishes the last stone, he looks out, near eye-level with God. He’s about to ask God, “not so great now are you?”
But before he can, God looks on amused. Then he just laughs, taps his foot, and the mountain he’s on instantly grows a hundred times taller. The mason, and all the humans, suddenly know just how comically beneath they are to God in ability.
That’s how you put a mortal in their place without being a dick about it.
sada emedu ur al irbek illa.