• snooggums@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    The royal family also travels with a spare sex slave in case the current one dies.

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      Common misconception, they don’t actually take their sex slaves with them, they acquire new ones at their destination.

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      Prince Andrew keeps two at his summer cottage chained up just incase they try to run away again.

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      Redundancy is so important that they keep a spare spare sex slave and assorted collection of anal beads.