• HowAbt2morrow
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      3 days ago

      There’s gonna be a lot of references to the evidence against him being bologna, an officer named Mahoney, having his hair cut in prison by a jabroney, his MAGA uncle Tony, …anything else?

      • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        3 days ago

        Um…

        "He’s confined all alone, he

        's been starved til he’s bony,

        And Miranda is phony

        Cuz the DA’s a crony

        (Hope this song wins a Tony!)"

        Editing to add, I discovered there’s already an old Louis Prima song “Luigi” about a numbers runner whose downfall is a corrupt cop. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GAcOxvwZFYA