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minus-squareZeroGravitas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·4 days agoReminds me of an oldie dirty joke: a bastard is a guy who pokes her all night with a 2 inch penis and then kisses her goodbye with a 5 inch tongue.
minus-squareLucky_777@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 days agoMan, if only I had a tool like a 5 inch tongue. I wouldn’t even be married, just spread my gift to all the ladies.
Reminds me of an oldie dirty joke: a bastard is a guy who pokes her all night with a 2 inch penis and then kisses her goodbye with a 5 inch tongue.
Man, if only I had a tool like a 5 inch tongue. I wouldn’t even be married, just spread my gift to all the ladies.