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VeganPizza69 ⓋⒶ@veganism.social to The Onion@midwest.social · 18 days ago

"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

VeganPizza69 ⓋⒶ@veganism.social to The Onion@midwest.social · 18 days ago
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“Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes”

https://theonion.com/grocery-stores-meat-section-misted-with-fresh-blood-every-few-minutes/

by @theonion

#satire

#meat

  • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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    18 days ago

    But save the blood for sausage of course

    • paraphrand@lemmy.world
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      18 days ago

      But sausage is meat.

      • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        18 days ago

        Aren’t we all.

      • vale@sh.itjust.works
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        18 days ago

        I believe it’s a reference to the dish known as blood sausage

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