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VeganPizza69 ⓋⒶ@veganism.social to The Onion@midwest.social · 16 days ago

"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

VeganPizza69 ⓋⒶ@veganism.social to The Onion@midwest.social · 16 days ago
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“Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes”

https://theonion.com/grocery-stores-meat-section-misted-with-fresh-blood-every-few-minutes/

by @theonion

#satire

#meat

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  • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works
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    16 days ago

    For the record after killing an animal you intend to eat one of the first things you do is drain it of blood. It’s a funny joke but you don’t want bloody meat.

    • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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      16 days ago

      But save the blood for sausage of course

      • paraphrand@lemmy.world
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        16 days ago

        But sausage is meat.

        • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          16 days ago

          Aren’t we all.

        • vale@sh.itjust.works
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          I believe it’s a reference to the dish known as blood sausage

  • spizzat2@lemm.ee
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    They missed a solid opportunity to slip in a

    Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

  • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Myoglobin*, FYI.

  • floo@retrolemmy.com
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    I’m so glad there was a picture

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    I’d shop there for sure.

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      When there’s ‘choppin needin’ bloody doin’, ain’t no better than th’ ChopSmart racks, eh?

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