• Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    5 days ago

    If I were a CEO (and therefore likely a shareholder making more on capital gains than whatever salary I “earn” on the books), I would relish the opportunity to pump the value of my stock with meme hype and then get a sick severance package from the machine I told to “fire” me. Aww, shucks, I sure wish I could keep coming to the office and pretending to work instead of staying home in my million dollar gooncave pursuing my actual passions.