Not all heroes wear capes
crackhead snow white
Racoon busting this legend out, with a stolen prosthetic from that bar and the aid of a shrub.
Beast master ranger confirmed
He’s doin the lords work…and by lord I mean Sylvanus
Wow it’s like an episode of Cox ‘n’ Crendor
Smiling because the cops have failed to spot the opossum during the cavity search
He kinda looks like Qui-Gon Jinn.
I was going to say he looks like Obi Wan
Perhaps an amalgam.
Qui-Gon Gin
“I’ll fucking do it again!”
For some reason I read this in Bill Maher’s Trump voice.
Ok and? Is that illegal all of a sudden? 🤷🏻♂️
What an adventure. I think that’s a mule hoof mark on his forhead btw
Ow
That would explain the slightly dazed look…
That guy is my hero
Just because the racoon slipped out of my pants leg doesn’t mean it was intentional!
