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no banana@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Asparagus

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Asparagus

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no banana@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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    For anyone interested, this is how wild asparagus grows:

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      If you trimmed the bush back it’d look larger.

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        This is what I keep telling the Mrs.

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        I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

        Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don’t need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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          I think this was a dick joke

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            It’s always a dick joke. Or Loss.

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            A cock quip

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              A phallic jape

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                A penis pun

          • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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            It was a dick joke.

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          I don’t want an ecosystem in my bush

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      I was fully prepared for the image to load and for it to be the same one as the post lol

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      We have loads of wild asparagus where I live. My new favorite activity this year has been asparagus foraging!

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        Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

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          foraging for asparagus paired with bird watching while hiking in the forest–that is my jam!

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          Yes.

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            The saddest fun ever :)

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              Successfully foraging in nature is naturally rewarding.

              And if that’s not a satisfying answer, just note that one’s idea of “fun” tends to change around the time they reach their 30s. I’d be stoked to find edible plants in the wild.

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          Por que no los dos?

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