Damn he’s milking every penny. Did he just discover late stage capitalism?
Thank God the swamp is gone.
o look, more illegal shit. great.
This is just todays stupid idea, just to take peoples attention away from yesterdays shitty “perade”(sic).
Get cha them Chyna phones MAGA folks.
A president is allowed to found companies?
Either way, he sure has time on his hands.
The only reason it will compete with those brands is cause if some kind of agreement.
It’s going to be a cheap low-priority MVNO with deceptive wording to make it sound like its own independent network. Absolutely zero chance it’ll be competitive in any way.
Came to say this - either its going to use existing infrastructure owned by those companies, or it’s going to completely suck. In neither case that’s competition
Oh it’s 100% gonna be an MVNO, it’s expensive as fuck to roll out new infrastructure, and something like that certainly wouldn’t go unnoticed anyway.
It’s just gonna be the worst shit-tier kind of MVNO. Like Cricket back in the 2000s. Service = maybe.
Won’t stop the red hats from buying it out of loyalty to the Emperor.
True. Then it’ll get absorbed by one of the bigger MVNOs, or one of the main networks’ prepaid services, and become a cheap subsidiary or just get dissolved completely. But by that point they’ll already be onto the next grift.
It’s gonna be labeled as some private cell service but it actually logs everything you do in their servers and use it for some nefarious purpose.
We’ve had former presidents sell their family peanut farms to avoid conflicts of interest
The carters felt that relinquishing the business to someone else’s care would separate them from these affairs and avoid the possibility of their financial holdings resembling any conflict of interest while President Carter was in office.
But Carter had honor.
Who could forget the op-ed Carter wrote for The Onion.
First term Trump divested of most of his businesses, so this is even a departure for him
Bullshit. He had his kids “run” them. Total farce.
still more than he’s doing now
At this point anyone who buys Trump-branded shit get what’s coming to them. Dude is the most notorious grifter in history.
are you saying all my Trumpcoins, Trump NFTs, degrees from Trump university and deep frozen Trump steaks are worthless
The word “could” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence
No matter what your stance on Trump is, you must agree that it isn’t completely outside the realm of possibilities.
He took the KISS method of advertising/marketing. Slap the brand name on everything you can to squeeze out as much money from the "fan base"as possible
With American-made phones and American call centres, right? Right?
“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”
Why did I read this in an Indian accent?
Because you have a fetish for that very very hot Indian accent? (Indian accent)
… "For English, say ‘God bless Trump’ …”
Fixed that for you /s (… I really want off this apocalyptic ride)
Competitors severely penalized in 3…2…
The great wireless firewall of America.
Compete with but will lease their service because there is no actual competition with a barrier to entry like national cell towers.
Unless you run the country through executive orders.
