Olkiss@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前What’s the most ridiculous “life hack” you’ve ever heard of?message-squaremessage-square66linkfedilinkarrow-up1109arrow-down12
arrow-up1107arrow-down1message-squareWhat’s the most ridiculous “life hack” you’ve ever heard of?Olkiss@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前message-square66linkfedilink
minus-squareThatGuy46475@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·3 个月前When the U.S. federal government shuts down ask your landlord if you can do maintenance work for rent
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·3 个月前If the US federal government shuts down, this house becomes mine. What’s the landlord gonna do?
minus-squareHugin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 个月前Call the local sheriff’s department and have you evicted. The federal government doesn’t do that stuff.
minus-squareburntbacon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 个月前While true, I’m betting those coppers will have more urgent worries.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 个月前Nah. The federal government (in the US at least) shuts down all the freaking time.
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 个月前We’re dicking around in a comment chain about squatting in your house during the fall of the federal government. What you’re referring to is a “joke”
When the U.S. federal government shuts down ask your landlord if you can do maintenance work for rent
If the US federal government shuts down, this house becomes mine. What’s the landlord gonna do?
Call the local sheriff’s department and have you evicted. The federal government doesn’t do that stuff.
While true, I’m betting those coppers will have more urgent worries.
Nah. The federal government (in the US at least) shuts down all the freaking time.
Let them come
cringy edgelord shit
We’re dicking around in a comment chain about squatting in your house during the fall of the federal government. What you’re referring to is a “joke”
Tickle your moustache while you sleep