My time has come! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuule Britanniaaaaaaaaaa! Britannia rules the waaaaaaaves, Britons never, never, never, will be slaaaaaaaaaves!
Unless, of course, it’s to US tech-bro billionaires, Russian oligarchs, Eton hedge-fund fuckbois, Australian media deathlords, or a range of other vastly wealthy skidmarks.
Which ones are the “real Britons”? the Celts? the Romans? the Normans? the Saxons?
We need to decide this with a “Great British Brit Off”. I’m sure Channel 4 will commission it.
The decider will be who makes the best curry. The winner gets to claim real Britishness.
Who can get arrested first in a drunk fight on holliday in Benidorm, biggest beer belly, deepest color of sunburn…
My time has come! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuule Britanniaaaaaaaaaa! Britannia rules the waaaaaaaves, Britons never, never, never, will be slaaaaaaaaaves!
Unless, of course, it’s to US tech-bro billionaires, Russian oligarchs, Eton hedge-fund fuckbois, Australian media deathlords, or a range of other vastly wealthy skidmarks.
Turns out it’s the Welsh.
Well they’re Anglo-Saxons.
The have fascism genetically ingrained.