RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 23 days agoAmazinghexbear.netimagemessage-square41linkfedilinkarrow-up1163arrow-down10
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minus-squareEvilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·23 days agoI don’t mean to laugh, this is genuinely cruel, but it’s also just really funny “Daddy died because you wanted blueberries and didn’t manage your finances well enough” I’m sorry but this is sitcom levels of funny
minus-squaregodlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·23 days agoher mom makes her blueberry pancakes two years from now and she starts hysterically crying saying she’d rather have her dad back great parenting skills trad mom
minus-squareBeanisBrain [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·23 days agoSometimes something is so fucked up that you have to laugh, because what else can you do?
minus-squareWeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·22 days ago“On a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budget” sounds like a Tom Waits lyric
I don’t mean to laugh, this is genuinely cruel, but it’s also just really funny
“Daddy died because you wanted blueberries and didn’t manage your finances well enough”
I’m sorry but this is sitcom levels of funny
her mom makes her blueberry pancakes two years from now and she starts hysterically crying saying she’d rather have her dad back
great parenting skills trad mom
Sometimes something is so fucked up that you have to laugh, because what else can you do?
“On a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budget” sounds like a Tom Waits lyric