i just thought having newsom on as his first guest is the funniest most libpilled thing ever.
Newsome is 100% going to be the next president and I hate it so incredibly much. He’s basically just BIll Clinton 2.0
He could easily end up like Jeb! in 2028
He’s pretty well spoken so I doubt it. Could end up more like Beto though. I really don’t know who else is on the rise or who else the media is gonna push, they’re pushing Newsome hard. If I had to pick anyone that I wish they would (realistically) push it would be Pritzker but he’d never win on the federal stage so
But don’t these early appointees usually burn out by the time the election cycle starts?
Here’s hoping but the DNC has just gotten more blatent about openly rigging the primaries so if they want Newsom then that’s who they’ll get
I dunno how much more open they could get after having a primary for Biden, not letting anyone participate, and then just picking Harris anyway
The California Royal Family finally ascends to the Federal throne. Shout out to extended family member, harpist Joanna Newsom
One of my top 3 artists is related to the antichrist.
Slightly less of a complete fucking catastrophe as the Mormon ending but still one of the bad endings
he will be the competent fascist
No way he wins.
He’s gonna suggest killing homeless people, compassionately.
As funny as citing The Onion is when it’s ever relevant to use to someone acting in bad faith, can we compile a list of sources about Newsom hating homeless people when libs ask in good faith?
So far my top two sources are this AP article and this Tweet but I’m sure I’m missing some better ones
Also a transphobic piece of shit, but yeah, I usually just grab one of the many pics of him throwing houseless folks’ stuff away.
healthcare pls
Best I can do is having an intern post memes on twitter. Sorry bud.
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Involving Newsom just screams to me “this was all fake from the beginning they just “fired” him so they’d bring him back to boost newsom off of it”
liberals, liberals everywhere
They’d have GWAR on as their musical guest if they weren’t fucking cowards.
God dammit we are getting a third term
Scratch that Yankees are getting a third term I’m getting the fuck out
Holy shit, we are actually going to witness Peak Smug.
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Genuinely thought this was edited at first. But of course this loser would gladly welcome this POS
This is proof that the system really works
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Apologies for crossing the line with my MIDI fader bit.
attn mods this is just as much body shaming as the post above it, not that Im going to report it because jfc really
Night of the long necks
He do have a really long neck tho
Apologies - I removed it, comrade
no i don’t care so it’s fine with me I just think it’s kind of some nerd shit and pointed out the inconsistent removal, it wasn’t a complaint about your post
To elaborate like i personally really doubt there’s anyone out there with a long neck who would honestly be harmed by making fun of gavin newsom so it’s kinda nerd internet hall monitor shit to be aghast at body shaming a ghoul. And if anyone wants to argue that body shaming is always wrong, you’re (not you BigBoy, a general you) probably someone who chuckles at Charlie Kirk small face stuff!
damn I’ll never unsee that
does this mean that democrats fight for preeminence like giraffes? by slamming their necks into each other?
Comrades, can I be real for a second? Velveeta Voldemort is funny. They’re cooking with that one. Thoughts?