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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 天前

[CW: Non vegan] New white people zodiac dropped

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[CW: Non vegan] New white people zodiac dropped

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 天前
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    17 天前

    Closed last year, white people can’t catch a break

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      ooooooooooooooh anti-cracker-aktion

      • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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        People really thought they were cooking with “Why don’t we charge $20 for eggs with some toppings.”

        • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          17 天前

          should’ve been able to absorb the price shock with those margins

    • LangleyDominos [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      17 天前

      “Where do you want to go to dinner sweetie?”

      “Well, I want to smell like sulfur for the rest of the evening so let’s go to Deviled Egg Co”

  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    17 天前

    I’ll be real with you, the best deviled eggs I’ve ever had were made by an old black lady so I don’t think the crackers can claim that one.

  • BeanisBrain [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    17 天前

    Traditional Mayo or Miracle

    The two kinds of white people

  • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net
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    17 天前

    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

    • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      17 天前

      is that 60 halves, i.e. 30 eggs or is it 60 whole eggs i.e. 120 pieces?

      • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net
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        17 天前

        pretty sure it’s sixty halves, the two pack only has 2 halves

        • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          17 天前

          what a ripoff

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    17 天前

    What the fuck is even in the Chick-Fil-Egg? Isn’t the whole thing just chicken fried in peanut oil, a buttered bun, and pickles?

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      17 天前

      Damn that sounds homophobically tasty

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      17 天前

      it’s just a deviled egg with the chick-fil-a sauce on it.

      • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I wasn’t aware there was a special sauce lol. Had to look it up to find out it’s tomato based BBQ sauce, mustard, and honey mixed together

  • krolden@lemmy.ml
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    I tried making deviled eggs the other day but the yolk came out wayyy too runny and it basically ended up being like an egg dip that you dipped the egg whites into.

    Still tasty tho

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      17 天前

      8 minutes boiling makes completely hard yolks

      • krolden@lemmy.ml
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        They were hard it was just that I added to much mayo to the mix. Tried adding more yolks but it didn’t help.

        • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          too much mayo just like the country

        • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          i’ve done this before, just chop the whole mess up into egg salad and make some sandwiches instead

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            Yeah that’s the plan now

        • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          Oh, maybe next time try adding some starch maybe.

          What kind of mayo is that runny anyways?

          • krolden@lemmy.ml
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            I also added some bacon jam. I think that was the killer

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              bacon jam

              Huh?

              • krolden@lemmy.ml
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                I buy it in a jar but here’s a recipe

                https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/236501/chef-johns-bacon-jam/

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    they’re giving those eggs the sushi treament & makes me want to 🤮

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    would

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    17 天前

    i am repulsed yet intrigued

  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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    17 天前

    The way I’d be farting up a storm by the time I leave

  • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    None of them have little horns cut out of chilis. Not even properly deviled.

  • OptimusSubprime [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    17 天前

    BBRRAAP thicc-trump

    smells it visible-disgust

    “How bout some more deviled eggs, Mr Taggart?” dean-smile

    “I’d say you had enough!” disgost

  • gibs [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Am I supposed to pretend the crackers aren’t popping off with this shit?

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