I do that with my kids, They are allowed to insult me only if it is clever and funny, if they just call me dumb/ugly they just get shamed for lack of effort.
Now whenever they roast me it is usually a good one.
Now look here you leaking Tide Pod…
😂👍
I hate you but you got me. And good. You brilliant somananbich.
I was a camp counselor one summer and while processing a bus of arriving 7-year-olds one kid got off, pointed at me and said “if you give me any trouble, I’m gonna bite off your head and shit down your throat”. I couldn’t stop laughing.
Is that the guy from Alcatraz?
Nope. Imhotep from The Mummy. Unless that’s the same actor, in which case I’ll shut it.
You’re correct, that’s him.
Nope. That’s Vladimir Lenin
It’s clearly Deng Xiaoping
No, Pretoria.
I’m pretty sure that’s a Trailer Park Boy character.
obamavosloonotbad.jpgRussell Crowe reading mean tweet:
