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gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 天前

US military brass at woke meeting

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US military brass at woke meeting

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gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 天前
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  • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    The one upside of living during the collapse of empire is witnessing comedy like this

    The looks on their face, they know the game is over che-smile

  • footfaults@lemmygrad.ml
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    Imagine being dragged from Guam to watch Hegseth do a shitty impression of the opening scene of Patton

  • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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    My favs

    • NeelixBiederman [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      First guy like “maybe we actually should coup this guy”

    • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net
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        • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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          i thought he was asleep

          • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net
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            it’s a meeting about ending wokeness after all shrug-outta-hecks

            • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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              4 天前

              kelly

            • Red_October [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              It’s a meeting about ending wokeness by putting it in death camps.

    • tactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      The first guy looks like he’s having some sort of realization.

      • Owl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Yeah but it’s just figuring out who farted.

    • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Dude #2 like:

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Third guy in is like “hahaha no way dude”.

      • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net
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        record scratch you’re probably wondering how i got here

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    And people say the generals of the DPRK have too many medals and ribbons

  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals

    • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      This is less ridiculous than the truth when he was rambling about the N word

  • WashedAnus [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    WOKE DETECTED

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      When you spot the president coming in with 8 trays of pizza hut.

  • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    so many warcriminals catgirl-heart

  • Owl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Everyone wearing the same fit. Critically lacking in the style department.

    • Red_October [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Did Hugo Boss teach you sexually repressed dorks nothing?!

    • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Idk, those space force uniforms are different for sure

  • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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    If all the generals are busy attending a meeting about as important or useful as most meetings in huge corporate offices, who’s actually commanding the troops?

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      deleted by creator

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      The NCOs, as usual.

    • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Mechahitler since they are woke and need to be taught a sleepy lesson

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    glowering guy convention

    • oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      hey, I’m pretty sure there’s a singular woman

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        shes just there to observe the glowering

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    This is how we know Rods from God don’t exist yet.

    • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      and never will because they’re a dumb idea

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    counting like what 5 black men in the group of generals? I assume the ones up front are admirals

    • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      The two in the front are the both senior NCOs for USSF (left) and USAF (right) the silly looking one looks like a lieutenant or major general. I can’t tell about the one behind him, but he’s probably a brigadier general.

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    I knew this meeting was going to be about some dumb shit

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    Is there a tr@nscript?

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      Why did you censor that word

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        Accident

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