No way man, I'm tired of living under the tyranny of being told it's going to rain today!

THE STARS AND SKY ARE ONE, JACK!

The fear of HAARP being applied to Doppler7 at the WTMJ station was the logical end goal here

Going to start up a restaurant called Circles

Only sell round food

Should be an emoji

I wonder what my uncle has to say about this

Especially because he loves to trot out the old canard of We're real Americans, not like those dirty Mexicans

Fuckin’ pig

You

Me

Same wavelength

Course they did

Just drop it on him again and again until he’s the consistency of mustard

'96

Damn, almost 30 years

I still remember coming up with Communinja, the Communist Ninja back during one of my drawing classes

Teacher thought it was great

Didn’t know I was 100% genuine with it

Maybe if it’s Mutant League Football and the ball is a secret bomb perhaps

But we don’t have football playing robots and skeletons

Not yet anyway…

Are you telling me a bunch of old rich people are fantastically out of touch with the common citizen?

Why, I shan’t believe it!

Zero Sugar Nazis

Well, looks like my plan to sneak onto construction sites and steal copper wire will pay off dividends

Hell yeah

Shoe Bomber 2.0 time

Ell-oh-ell

I’m sure going all trigger happy with tariffs is totally going to make them want to be economic partners with the USA

Obesiance, I reckon

Make sure to face him to the East

That way he can watch the sun rise on his agony every single day