That’s a hell of a last name

Wait, didn’t this happen already?

Trump realizing he’s trapped in the photo of the Overlook’s New Year’s Eve party 1926

Hey China, want to see a trick?

Like, it’s important to remember the big picture and not let one relatively minor event prevent you from doing the work to advance socialism

But it’s also good to enjoy the misery of your enemies, because that’s just fun

I can do that job for our newspapers

Bongler to New York, “More like Boodega!”

Also, I love that we’re all still going with the scary backward Cyrillic R

The Yayed Apple indeed

Love that the grocery stores keep the newspapers right next to the door where I live

Can just reach right in and yoink

Love to see AI generated odds for games on ESPN so I know what games I can legally bet on!

1,666

1,666,666

This is one of those court cases where the best you can hope for is that someone ignites a leaky gas line under the courthouse

He’ll probably just try to harass that pierogi salesman again

Shows you how cooked some people have become

So opposed to even a smidgen of social benefit that they immediately turn to ghouls like Cuomo

It was a yellowjacket

And boy howdy, my heel hurts pretty good

No, but I accidentally stepped on one getting out of the shower and it gave me a big ouchie

Unfortunately, we cannot solve all our problems with squishing, especially since Kierosiphon is made of fire and will probably have to be smothered instead

Personally, i’m more in this to see some Huntress Wizard

If it makes you feel better, I have the same problem

But with yellowjackets

Yeah, let’s slice him up and dehydrate him into chips like what the Ferengi do