Midwestern Oaf
Shy, but willing to talk if approached
It says a lot that nearly every documentary about Cambodia has the word “Killing” in the title
I only ride Phineas Q. Swenson’s patented Velocipede
It comes from the mysterious Eastern Nation of Austria-Hungary
Yeah man
Without phones we could revive the arts of conversation and… scrimshaw or something
Call me when they actually do something cool like waking up Unicron or reviving the dead into Terrorcons
: When the time comes
This is why Ukraine had to try and kill all the Russian-speaking people living in the East
They had to get rid of the mean words at any cost
There was a memorial
That balloon that said “CEO DOWN!”
Explains his performance in Diablo IV
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