No active shooter or cooter
Why does a 3 foot dildo even exist?
Ask your mom
For pranks like this.
It’s silicone or whatever material? Slice it off at the bottom and put a “wet floor” cone over the remains so people don’t trip? No need to lock down the school over a funny prank.
lube is pretty easy to clean off with just water. i’d have used oil, so that whoever tried to remove it would have to get ready with a bucket of soapy water and then had to rub it up and down
Oil would be more likely to break down the silicone it’s made of and would make it have a shorter useful life.
What do you think the expected lifespan of this dildo post prank was?
I haven’t kink shamed anybody in the past and I’m sure not starting now.
Was this a cock up ?
Just put a traffic cone on it. It’s apparently much worse for american children to see a model of the male anatomy, than metal detectors, armed teachers and drilling school shootings.
Puritan values at work
No, the school had to admit to a massive cockup.
Dear God that is an expensive prank! The prices on those are insane.
There’s some great bargains on Facebook Marketplace
“3rd hand dildo” does not sound appealing.
I don’t… I don’t think we want youths buying those used
To a lesser extent, I don’t think we want anyone else doing so, either.
That is a very expensive prank.
Edit: Also…I wonder which of those two took it home.
Principal Victoria says she’s taking it in as evidence.
Did she say “evidence” or “every inch”?
Well…taking it in as far as she can.
Dildo like that is what, $200? Lube, $5-10. Cost to lock down the school for an hour, a few thousand dollars. I agree, It’s funny that they didn’t just cut off the base. Would have taken like 5 minutes, including the walk to get the scissors or knife. Someone wanted to keep that monster for themselves
Dildo like that is what, $200?
The cheapest I found was on Amazon and it was.on sale.for $599.
Wikipedia reports this Ohio school enrolled 1837 students in the 2023 school year, making the senior class size approximately 459 students.
If every single one of them thought this would be funny, they could each chip in ~$1.31.
Lunch money well spent
Cost to lock down the school for an hour? Priceless
Jesus christ that’s really funny. Also God damn that school is pathetic if they didn’t think of just cutting it and putting a cone over the remnants until they could properly remove it
Americans would rather shoot everyone who’s seen it than risking anyone becoming gay
That flooring was hard on all the students.
