• taiyang@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    It’s a foolish strategy, as we know the great baristas of Portland are a far greater threat than any baristas ever encountered in Los Angeles. Their oat milk lattes oatier, their half caf flat whites flattier… the California National Guard may be no match.

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      5 days ago

      The National Guardistas will have the jitters so bad that they’ll shoot the tear-gas canisters at themselves.