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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

My fat ass got excited

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My fat ass got excited

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    I read the top text, still thought it was a pizza, then read the bottom text and was confused.

  • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It looks like the strange middle ground between pizza and Freddy Krueger. Oh well, man’s got to eat, sorry Freddy.

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Hah, I believe that is the scene where he says he loves “soul food”. Excellent.

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    1 day ago

    TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL

  • Iambus@lemmy.world
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    Don’t care, still looks delicious…

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      7 hours ago

      deleted by creator

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Reminds me of that one episode of Chernobyl.

  • jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    When pizza’s on a bagel, you can have pizza any time!

    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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      “Or else Pizza is gonna send out for you!”

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        7 hours ago

        Such a shame Pizza the Hut won’t be in the sequel!

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        I’ve seen that before and I just can’t place it … a movie from the 90s? … definitely before the popular internet … very disturbing … I love it … but I just can’t place it

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          Spaceballs (1987 movie)

    • qualia@lemmy.world
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      Time to Deliver a Pizza Ball!

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Poffertjes! (Dutch mini pancakes)

    https://recipes.taskuptools.com/poffertjes-dutch-pancakes/

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      when do you add the frog?

      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        19 hours ago

        When you prepare the plate for your mother in law.

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          12 hours ago

          no way im not sharing with her

          • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            She can have the frog I’ll eat the rest

            • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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              i’ll share with you, just she doesn’t deserve any delicious frog. she knows what she did

              • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Yeah fuck her. Because she never had any children, so I am single.

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    You know what I’ll still eat it

  • answersplease77@lemmy.world
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    it has to be poisonious, right?

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      Maybe, but not all toxins are deadly. Some are fun with the right mindset 😜🐸

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Mmm… Pizza-flavored frog legs 🤤

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      2 days ago

      a delicacy in fraitaly

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    Therapist: “Albino pac-frog pizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you”

    Me: “did you even bother to look at the meme I sent you?”

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    Or an unfrosted pillsbury cinnamon roll

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    2 days ago

    Forbidden pizza snack

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