Overwhelm the world with Jesus
Sooo…forgive the person who killed Charlie, eject the financial interests from the church, and exorcize the AI demons? Sounds good
Is it just me or have things gotten really fever dreamy lately? Like more than usual
Yeah. I’ve been drinking a lot of cough syrup to try to even things out. It’s not going great.
Comrade, reality is a dissociative now. You need to take uppers to even it out.
it’s cooked i had a guest a few weeks ago older white dude typical thumb and a younger guy who seemed a bit odd, just unkempt and a lil gangly in build. older guy said some shit about charlie kirk’s beautiful ministry young guy asks him about the shooter and if they were crazy older man says something like idk if he’s crazy but he is a leftist.
cw transphobia
later in the meal old guy pulled out his phone and starts watching a youtube video at full volume warning people about young kids getting transition meds
anyway my take was that younger guy was a probably looking for guidance and older guy was filling his head with dogshit.
We’re gonna need a biiiiiiig gulag for these people.
(Un)fortunately global warming has sunk the entire archipelago underwater. So, just throw 'em in the ocean?
Someone’s gotta feed the sharks
AI is just funko pop but for fascists. Change my mind.
funko pop is also funko pop for fascists
There’s a disturbing number of options for fascists these days.
how many years until americans start worshipping hitler and calling jesus a loser?
They’re going to decide that Hitler was the second coming before they do that.
I’ve already heard stories of pastors, after they’ve preached about the Sermon on the Mount, having congregation members come up to them and say that doesn’t work anymore and we need an approach different to turn the other cheek. They do not falter when informed these were literally the words of Jesus.
Days, weeks, or months. I don’t think it’s gonna be years.
I thought Techno-feudalism was a kind of a silly label for
but turns out it’s actually pretty spot on.deleted by creator
Actually demonic what the hell
I didn’t realise they talking about the disciple Peter and Saint Stephen, I thought it was just some regular dudes Steve and Pete
Stephen Miller and Peter Theil.
this is the the backstory of a faction in fallout
fallout 5 better be gud
it’ll be so immersive it’s like you’re really there
Critical support if – and only if – the AI gets crossed up and uses James T. Kirk’s speech patterns and cadence
Imagine if the US got dragged into socialism because of an LLM operating as intended, that would be quite the tale
Millions of Evangelicals abandoning their faith overnight as AI hologram Charlie Kirk dramatically poses the question, “What does… God… want-with-a-starship?”
I don’t get how people can fall for AI Kirk honestly, like is there no warning signs of the so-called ‘antichrist’ to them? Using AI to puppeteer a dead man to spout their beliefs…? Maybe I just live in a lib bubble here or know more about AI tech than the people being shown this slop to…
These fuckers thought that QR codes are the mark of the beast (debatable) but this is fine somehow.
Who is Stephen? and Peter like in the New Testament?
we asked chatgpt how many apostles there are and what their names are
next week we’ll be hearing from saint bonathan
Saint Bonathan was an Albanian contemporary of Jesus Christ and mentioned in the bible 12 times. He drove a 1988 Chrystler LeBaron and invented the phrase “Who farted?”
I heard he spoke exclusively in Ancient Albanian Sign Language, which is widely considered to be a true miracle considering that it is a sign language and thus has no spoken form
sleve mcdichael the baptist
Stephen was stoned to death in the Bible. I know because I was named after him and find it funny that I was born with such a love of being stoned in various ways.
I think I have a vague memory of Colbert talking about him once. It’s funny because I was “raised Christian” but never really remember poor Stephen for some reason. Truly a low tier apostle. Like are there any other Stephen moments of note?
If I ever knew more, I’ve long since forgotten them.
No, that’s practically it. He literally only exists in two chapters of Acts 6-7
I’m probably on a list already so I feel no fear in saying this video convinced me I need to buy more guns
I’m very much at the point where I’m considering buying guns even though i know what hellish ordeal I’d be unleashing from my partner. At this point it feels entirely irresponsible not to have any
It seems like a big push to seperate anyone with critical thinking skills or basic morality from the “true believers.” This is a very literal “test of faith” where they are seeing which people are there because they actually care about the middle eastern guy from a few millenia ago, or if they only care about groupthink and blindly supporting their in-group. Anyone seeing this shit who doesn’t immediately walk out can easily be boiled like a frog into being a compliant brownshirt and/or bilked out of tons of money.
