They’re eating the immigrants!
Oh how the turn tables.
Drunken Pete: don’t be fat
The national guard: ^^^
First thing they do is order a liter of cola each
What’s a liter cola?
In the US, it converts to 2 cups, a half-quart and a couple of floz.
The mystical florida ounces again, eh? Fine, keep your secrets
I mean, you could say all that or you could say a quart = 0.946 liters.
You forgot to divide by 8, multiply by 12, subtract 32 and add 9/5.
Literally the only thing the US will use the metric system for: large volume soda.
When Texas sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
Lol you had me goin on the first half I’m not gonna lie
Judging from their bellies this is Meal Team 6?
Looks like they’re sending their Human Hamburger Squad. Watch out, fast food restaurant owners!
This must be that higher male military standard Hegseth was talking about.
Like Tiananmen square, the regime stopped using local troops in an attempt to flex their authority and instead brought in outside military with no attachment to the area so they would have less trouble being ordered to fire on civilians.
These gravy seals from the South are gonna be the tattered flag and trump sticker on a truck types that sit around the desk at the guard base wishing they could punch a liberal.
Like Tiananmen square, the regime stopped using local troops in an attempt to flex their authority and instead brought in outside military with no attachment to the area so they would have less trouble being ordered to fire on civilians.
One minor quibble. To date, I am not aware of any US cities where residents are actually rioting. To date, no one in ICE has actually been injured by protesters. Certainly nobody has died. No property has been destroyed. Nobody is really fighting back.
Let me know when someone in Portland actually sets an APC on fire.
The closest thing to Tiananmen in America in physicality was J6. Then maybe the Chaz Protests in Portland in June of 2020 or BLM in Ferguson and Baltimore. Nothing like that is happening now. Even the anti-genocide college protests at Columbia and UCLA don’t really come close to what Chinese protesters managed in Beijing.
Americans are largely passive in the face of their own oppression.
I dunno, the Rodney King riots were pretty damn crazy.
How I would love to just look at them and say “actually you’re the liberal” and watch them lose their minds.
They deployed 120 soldiers and 360 chins to Chicago.
It’s weirder than that, they don’t seem to have chins at all. Their heads are like perfectly round melons.
Meal team six.
All your burgers are belong to us.
You know what? They can keep them. I’m reconsidering my nutrition upon looking at them.
Didn’t trump say “no fatties in the army”?
Trump didn’t say that. Hegseth said that.
You are fully correct, but is there much of a difference there?
Dunno, but I find it humorous that whichever version of it I saw, when Hegseth said “no fatties in the military,” the camera panned over to Trump standing there all fat 😆
He was talking about yo momma when he said that.
A chunky guy with a gun is dangerous because he’ll use it to solve the problem with minimal physical expenditure
Homer Simpson shooting TV to turn it off.gif
I love how you preface a very real, and very dangerous threat with: ‘a chunky guy’.
💯
A real chonkarino. Mr tubbster. Flubbery Fred. The original chonkster.
All clearly better options than “a chunky guy”. Gotta show some respect.
Not with no ammunition in it he won’t. Look closely.
If anyone wants a transparent PNG, here it is.
Thanks! I’m gonna have fun with this…
All this after Trump saying he doesn’t want fat troops
Texas National Lard
That’s protective padding!
No worries, Hegseth is going to whip them into shape post haste!
Why does it say US Army on their jackets if they are NG?
Are you aware of what a pun is?
And these fucking pukes get m4’s?
I was active combat duty for a year, getting shot at DAILY and I had to suck it up and try to fucking kajigger a full size fucking garbage ass m16 out the fucking hatch to return fire
Fuck everything about this
Neverfucking mind captain flag my buddy, front and center
