We could have had orb mommy president and instead we have drumpf
You so-called “leftists” have only yourselves to blame
Orb Mom Instrumentality Project
I still kinda think she had a better chance of beating Trump than pretty much any other contender (besides Bernie, of course). She’s a pretty intelligent speaker, has a good history of organizing/working for humanitarian causes (did work for AIDS patients back when it was still unpopular to do so), and I think that history combined with her “woo spiritualism” stuff would actually speak to more non-voters than anything else that’s been tried.
Would she make a good president? No idea. But I’m certain she would make for an interesting one.
also, obligatory Pratchett quote
I’d rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
We could have had Galadriel choosing to take the Ring
We could all have loved Orb Mommy and despaired
I can’t believe I forgot Orb Mommy existed
The ‘pondering my orb’ meme was in vogue after her last national campaign right?
Which way western man?
What if she means ascend in a more literal sense and she’s Zeon Zum Deikun instead?
I could see her being a Queen Maria from Victory Gundam
Lady I’m already an angel from heaven 🥰