Absolutely not. It’s 20 minutes away from going in the freezer for 8 months with the promise of gross banana bread that will never get made, and the banana will be found and they’ll make a special trip to buy new bananas which will also go in the freezer with the promise of gross banana bread. Repeat every 8 months.
Obviously everyone loves gross banana bread, but I find that chocolate banana muffins are much more effective at stopping me from hoarding frozen bananas.
I want this to be true so bad.
The most unbelievable part is the fact that someone has just found an unattended and unclaimed banana in pristine condition.
Yeah, I mean that’s like finding 10 bucks just lying about!
Loose seal?
Who’s kissing roses?
The crossover though is pretty common. There’s always money in the banana stand.
Does that not happen to most people?
My wife has, on more than one occasion, picked up and brought home “parking lot bananas” from work.
Make sure she doesn’t plug them into any computers; that’s a common pentesting technique.
“Ink is dry. Clicky thing doesn’t work. Fail.”
I forgot I had made a comment about pentesting and was briefly quite confused by this notification!
My absolute love of bananas and my sheer alarm at taking home fruit that you can seemingly find regularly in parking lots are in conflict.
If videogames taught me anything, they taught me not to ignore random food I find on the ground.
Pristine? That banana is 2 days away from going into someone’s gross banana bread.
Absolutely not. It’s 20 minutes away from going in the freezer for 8 months with the promise of gross banana bread that will never get made, and the banana will be found and they’ll make a special trip to buy new bananas which will also go in the freezer with the promise of gross banana bread. Repeat every 8 months.
We had to stop buying bananas because the ziplock bag for bananas is bulging and can’t possibly fit another.
I really should make some gross banana bread.
Obviously everyone loves gross banana bread, but I find that chocolate banana muffins are much more effective at stopping me from hoarding frozen bananas.
https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/whole-wheat-double-chocolate-banana-muffins/#tasty-recipes-70566
Commenting again to say that I can definitely vouch for the recipe. It was pretty good!
Well. Hm. I currently have all those ingredients…
Excellent idea.
Why the hate for banana bread 🙁
Yea wtf? That shit’s delicious.
It’s just an extension of my hate for cooked banana in all forms.
You know what, I only had one banned food in my cult but you make a compelling case for adding a second. Bananas never!
Unfortunately, it is actually a banana