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minus-squareThatGuy46475@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up103·8 days agoYou teach crabs how to read and before you know it the crabs will be trying to unionize
minus-squarerockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·8 days agoWho ionized crabs in the first place? Did they consent to ionizing?
minus-squareKatana314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoNot with de facto mayor Roland promising them a better future under his factory empire. (Yeah, hard to work in Another Crab’s Treasure references)
minus-squareobsoleteacct@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-27 days agoAnd start making crazy demands about not being boiled and eaten. It’ll be Blair Mountain all over again.
You teach crabs how to read and before you know it the crabs will be trying to unionize
“Fellow crabs, join claws!”
Who ionized crabs in the first place? Did they consent to ionizing?
Not with de facto mayor Roland promising them a better future under his factory empire.
(Yeah, hard to work in Another Crab’s Treasure references)
And start making crazy demands about not being boiled and eaten. It’ll be Blair Mountain all over again.