I just want to say I’m so happy to have been a part of getting JD Vance recognized as a couch fucker.
I remember the day the original post was made. And to this day there is no evidence JD Vance hasn’t fucked a couch.
All the evidence is in a New Mexico landfill and if it was something jimbledork liked it wouldn’t be buried
i can’t believe america would elect such a narrow sighted VP. how could he not foresee that his handler, peter thiel, would select him to join the chosen one on the throne and that position requires a white christian woman for it to be deemed legitimate?
Can’t feel one bit of sorry for that idiot minority American.
She made this choice, converted to MAGA for him, now getting an ultimatum to convert to Christianity from him, getting cheated on by both a couch and a MAGA whore, gets racial slur from all his friends and family, and she chose and continues to choose all of that for her AND her kids willingly and deliberately.
Nope, not one not of sympathy for her.
Shameful what he is doing to her
given that she chose to marry him. I’m assuming she isn’t fully innocent
At least she doesn’t need to dress up like a couch while he’s in the doghouse.
Sorry Usha luv, you knew exactly what kind of little prick he is.
I mean FAFO… Def doesn’t help the narrative of “coloured people bad, gay people bad”, when they’re out crashing grinder and married to the people they want disappeared
Sleep with dogs, get fleas.
Any person who denies, betrays, and defiles common sense to hitch their wagon to a fascist pervert (redundant!) deserves what they get.
Is all his about a stupid hug? Are you al seriously attacking people over a hug? This is stupid. Cut it out. Yes, they deserve their days months and years ruined, because they ruin everybody else’s life. But still, grow up and attack with something that actually matters.
And the comments she made. And yeah people can find shit offensive dont get your panties in a bunch
I see. I was ootl so I after a saw like 5posta about it, I went to look it up and all I could find was that the hugged, and that she said he was a dear friend or something like that
Seriously. People wonder why politics in America has become a game of Jerry Springer style antics. Then you see people that you otherwise agree with politically eat up garbage political “content” like this.
If you’re gonna spend your time focusing on politics, at least try to avoid wasting your regurgitating their circus PR events.
It seems there were some comments made. I haven’t looked into it yet so they might have said something actually stupid
JD really likes the leather, I doubt he could control himself the moment he got close enough to smell it.
Nah, JD would use a leather couch. It lubricates better and sticks to him when’s he’s sweaty.
On the other hand he’s not that discerning and the second he thinks nobody’s looking that couch is getting fucked
Look at those rings, thought Jesus was against hoarding wealth?
I know this is about the Vancer, but what’s this about single moms? Did he show up on Tinder or something?
Tinder?
Nah, just a funeralpregnancy announcement.
I hate this era of tech. My mind says that’s a shop but my eyes ew don’t make me look at that too figure out if it’s a shop and then my mind responds yeah this does not surprise me.
You can tell because the coffin doesn’t interrupt the shadow at the bottom of their legs.
thank you for your service. have an ocelot
That looks really fucked up. Who stands on the coffin during a funeral?
… I assumed (?) that was … “exaggerated” for the purposes of lol (like the shadow).
… right?
chefs kiss
Uh, that has to be Photoshopped
obviously it’s not a real photo. Nobody stands on a coffin, no matter how much you hate the person in it, and no the VP did not motorboat the blonde, and no two people embracing do not form the shadow of a pregnant woman.
Use your eyes, people.
It was posted uncropped earlier and had clues of being AI
I don’t think the casket would bow under her heel like that if it was real. I think it’d be real hard wood.
The casket also has no shadow
But does it have … a reflection?
I mean, I assume/hope so.
The funeral was prob some time ago.
<.< I’ll just say “shadow” and leave it at that.
(In this era, it must be stated that this is photoshop. Please post responsibly.)
(You can clearly see the photofoxshop logo.)
You motorboating sonofabitch!
Can you really motorboat when its coffin-surfing or is it called something else?
I think technically that makes it an Appalachian Motorboat.
I knew it as a “New Orleans surfboard”
It’s only a true Appalachian Motorboat if you’re related to the person in the coffin and the person on the coffin.
This is very bizarre.
Assassinating some guy as a gender reveal brb
Source for this image
It’s edited or AI based on another image.
Why is she wearing white? I thought Christians are supposed to wear only black clothes for a year after a death in their family?
You telling me the shadow isn’t preggers??
Noo!/s
(I assumed manual edit bcs the coffin isn’t even shadowed and their shadow is clearly intentional.)
Those rings make her look like a mob wife.
Ayyy I had the same combat boots… in High School.
He seemed to be getting handsy with Charlie Kirks widow
Kirks Widow waited less time than it takes to finish a cod game to find some D and go up the ladder.
Charlie Kirk’s wife
he wat now
Edit: ok I missed all the other comments, I was very much surprised.
You know…
VP is one thing. But if JD wants to run for president, to be blunt, having a Hindu wife is a liability.
And the longer he’s with a (white) Christian, the better it looks for him.
He agrees, he said he wishes she’d convert to Christianity. It’s gonna really suck for her when he’s living it up with the big Trump in the sky and she’s burning alive eternally, but what can you do. You try to love em where they are ya know. Lord knows he’s tried with her.
Low rage bait. Go back to the shadow realm, low iq troll
Sarcasm detected (your parent comment) - they’re going for laughs not anger
[Not offering opinion personally though]
“Better the couch than me.”
“I did not marry him for his lovemaking. I married him because he is a bigger target.”
