Perhaps his life flashed before his eyes, as it should have. Epiphanies do occur.

wtf, pass the peyote.

My ratchet straps give me anxiety.
That’s all I’ll say, lest I get anxiety.

If you quit, I’m quitting!
Also never happens.

lol, someone downvoted your candid opinion.

Brandlickers.

Writing stern letters is sure to do the trick!

Cool. Makes sense.

Thanks.

“zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

– maga

If only she’d laid down her guns.

Hegseth is morphing that way.

Cats have 9 soulmates.
Congrats No.6 .

I’ve had 7 car-deer collisions.

“You smell like my couchas lounge.”

That’s pretty spotty speculation.

ICE Cream time.

Keep his left hand cleaner.

Not so much showerthought as it is shitterthought.

No m’orchids. Just beans.

You can’t always get what you want.