I mean, I’d get it if there was an estimation on just how fast it would kill me.

And how painless.

holy music stops

interior crocodile alligator

Oh! I get it! Because SEX!!! AHAHAHAHA!!

Just the food?

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TIL Adam & Eve had a marriage certificate

You monster.

If children were so smart, why are they still children?

There is no shame in coming in second, except in like, wars.

Why don’t you back that up with a source?

It is what it is.

Come on Jerry, that’s not real!

Isn’t the point of official “declaration of war” thing is to kill people legally?

Meh, my dong is bigger.

He’s probably trying to be “that guy” around here, I wouldn’t take him seriously.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Wholesome.

Feel free to reverse the genders & post this on twitter then. Getting banned from the internet speedrun any%

This guy AITA’s.

1. Hit the lawyer
2. Gym up