Everyone is focusing on the horror of the cholesterol but no one is asking the real question:

What kind of psychopath eats kiwi with eggs??

Hail yourself and fuck this president.

Honestly it makes me sound like a shill but the Apple Watch / fitness+ stuff has been incredibly helpful and motivating. I went from not doing anything to getting at least 30 mins a day after about 6 months. I work from home and am the primary caretaker of a toddler so getting to the gym hasn’t really been in the cards.

The real trick is sticking to it. But I promise it’s worth it for you and everyone in your circle. You can do it!!

This is what struggling for relevance looks like in real time.

Living in Texas, a state with one of (if not the) highest maternal mortality rates in the country, it’s embarrassing that they simply hide the data that disprove their bullshit stance. My wife and I had a very complicated pregnancy that ended up with my kid being born 6 weeks early and her in the hospital, and this was after years of IVF. We spent thousands getting to the point of having a child and if her life was in danger I would not have given a second thought to protecting her.

It’s to the point where the first thing I did when it was viable was to get a vasectomy because I wasn’t going to even have the potential for those risks in a state that actively hates women.

But not China!!!

(Except for the copious amount of drop shipping we do, component parts, manufacturing, and many other aspects of the global economy we engage with them on and will continue to do unabated once the political theatre is out of the way because people want to believe in a boogeyman that’s making eggs more expensive)

You can make up statistics for anything. 80% of people know that!!

Also yes

The US: “well, Israel rejected another reasonable ceasefire proposal in favor of continuing to blow up innocents… guess we’ll have no choice but to offer them another go at it!

Oh yeah Bibi, here’s your missiles. Don’t use them to blow up civilians! wink”

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Because the people who buy them have it and BMW can get more out of them. The real problem is that they’ll buy it, and other manufacturers will see “hey, it’s a successful model and additional revenue generation!”

Flash forward to Russia “they’re not sending their best” comments

Impeach our guy for actual acts he did? Fuck you, well just SAY your guy did stuff.

Check and MATE.

“Yep, this is me. You’re probably wondering how I wound up here.”

I didn’t notice the tiny backpack and it reminds me of the one I just bought for my toddler to go to daycare with only instead of false military masculinity, his is a rocket ship which is way cooler.

That is the tiniest mic sign ever.

Looks so weird.

God damn it…

God damn it.

As far as they know I’m from the Netherlands.

Look. I have enjoyed the last season. But the show has never escaped its fatal flaw of being in its own way. The finale of season 4 was great Trek, and this season has been good.

But it took how many months of retooling to give us the last season? And I appreciate finding a stride and having the show cancelled (as someone who will defend ENT constantly for this I’ll hear it all) but this isn’t the same case. They tried so many ways to make DIS work and it has hit and missed in different ways, but tying it to one story over the course of a whole season and making that the glue, and not allowing for other characters to be established, is still there. I still have no idea who the majority of the bridge crew are, and I feel there are characters that are overused and others that are criminally underused (can we just get a Reno spinoff please?)

This is a swan song, but personally I’m glad it gets to end on a high note. But let’s see it for what it has been.