The easiest way to keep yourself from spending money is to not have any.

Step 1: Live in Japan or Himalayas or Europe.

And as you type this into your phone, the barber reads over your shoulder.

I have no idea what he said, but it must have been controversial, 11 people upvoted it 😱

For several reasons I don’t think that’s a real photo, mostly because doggo would instinctively rather go down hindquarters first.

Yes when my kids got to the age of playing at parks, I rediscovered swings & monkey bars & gymnastics & acrobatics & what a therapeutic rediscovery it has been.

Bill Gates logged in under six different usernames to downvote it.

That’s a good observation. Everything he does is rape.

Or just grow up and get unlimited data on your phone. You don’t need to mooch off anybody’s wi-fi when you have unlimited data.

They’re angry. That’s all the information provided to us. Angry swans.

As somewhat of a polyglot, it just occurred to me that swedish is a language I’ve never once considered as a language I know absolutely nothing about nor have ever considered studying.

Thought so.

Honk if you’re annoyed.

“HONK!”

He’s got a 10 lb weight on his abdomen and two 10 lb weights on his knees.

PURRRRRR

Nope. Nope. NOPE!

Didn’t we see this picture on Lemmy last week?

Blows my mind how a highly educated judge, and two lawyers, and all the other impartial educated people in the room wouldn’t be able to come to logical conclusions about these things. The problem is that the law was designed to protect the innocent but it also protects the guilty! I’ll mention OJ Simpson & Casey Anthony again. Their lawyers found every loophole available to manipulate the system in their clients’ favor. The only innocent people who end up on death row are the ones who don’t have highly-paid, highly-dedicated lawyers to prove their innocence. If guilty people can be proven “innocent,” then truly innocent people should easily be proven innocent too! If they have a lawyer who gives a damn.

How to replace earphone cushions?

Chat GPT told me that I could put my cat in the microwave. I mean yes, I could do that. But I wouldn’t. Because that would be awful.

Exactly how do you propose we do that,

Because that’s the entire purpose of the criminal Justice system, having an impartial judge and 12 people and lawyers to work it out and figure it out, you would think all those people could come to the right conclusion!

What maddens me is that the criminal justice system considers inadmissible as evidence, not allowed to use our instinctive skills like body language reading, intuitively knowing when someone’s lying or telling the truth, instincts, etc to contribute to coming to conclusions. In my opinion muddles the whole system because they need evidence and then you get people like OJ Simpson’s & Casey Anthony’s lawyers who literally let them get away with murder, lawyers find all these legal loopholes to let these people literally get away with murder and something really needs to be fixed. Intuition and common sense need to be allowed in the courtroom.

Please forgive my poor sentence structure, but you get the gist of what I’m saying.