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2 days agoCurrently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!
Masamune
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Cake day: April 29th, 2026
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6·2 days agoThat’s the flaw in his fraud, he forgot to slip a few BTC to his local politicians.
3·2 days agoFinally, a version of me can get a decent 8 hours of sleep.
1·2 days agoWord on the street is that a $20 steam gift card today is worth $22 tomorrow.
Tacos? Good!
Pizza? Good!
Taco pizza? Gooood!
8·10 days agoI want to go to there.
11·11 days agoI will bet all of you $100 each that this man also has a Grindr account.
Facebook make people go “grrrr” to make profit go brrrr.
AI make people go “yup!” to make profit go up.
Sincerely, Grok
The great circle of life.
Only Crystal Pepsi for you.
3·18 days agoI’ll settle for an erotic zoo.
That’s my secret, I’m always 😡
First of all, how dare you.
31·26 days agoThis comment was typed entirely by hand. The comment below will be typed entirely by text prediction. Let’s see which one makes more sense.
This is the one I have no idea what is it just a minute ago I am on my way to the hospital now.
3·27 days agoHey, are you the guy who “lost” that hard drive full of Bitcoin in the landfill?
7·27 days agoWhy do it right the first time when you can do it twice later?
Ah yes, the tried and true “measure once and cut twice” approach.
About tree fiddy.
4·1 month agoTake some carpentry classes to improve yourshelf.
An employee who takes their bacon seriously is exactly the type of employee I would want hire.