Just join Canada. If you are willing to consider you aren’t the center of the world, you are welcome.

What are your favorite capsules? My favorite is Ploum.

Elon a toujours été comme ça. Ces personnes n’étaient pas renseignées.

Astérix was also popular in Québec in the same way.

Also Usenet. Still around after decades. As long as people are hosting news servers, it will stay. The original decentralized protocol.