I am a Boltzmann Brain and there is literally nothing anyone can do to convince me otherwise…jk

I had no idea. Thanks for enlightening me. I’ll forgo referencing Landis from now on. Learn something new everyday…even if the new knowledge is old and awful.

Wrestling isn’t Wrestling

https://youtu.be/VYvMOf3hsGA

One of my buddies was recently complaining about “free speech” on Reddit.

Told him it’s a company and not the government, so free speech doesn’t count there. He hated that.

Told him if he didn’t like it to use Bluesky…he’s a staunch conservative…lol

Latinos are the new “black”.

Getting pulled over for DWB (Driving While Black) is a new concept for them.

Welcome to the club.

One of my friends acts almost exactly like this.

He is not an awful human being, but he isn’t the greatest either.

I’ve learned that he has to reach conclusions on his own and will seldom accept advice or constructive criticism. Sometimes it takes literal years for him to come to the same reasonable conclusion to a problem that I offered to him.

He is a brat. The culture he came from allows the eldest male in the family to act out however they want because they will become the leader of the family later on. So it’s best to let them do what they want in fear of later retaliation.

But seriously…he is an entitled brat. Love the dude, but reality just hits him differently.

Stop reading my mind!

“I suddenly feel very sick.”

The pizza inexplicably gets tossed in the garbage and he’s homeward bound…

First home family computer was a Packard Bell, windows 3.1…was forbidden from taking it apart or messing with the settings.

First computer that I was allowed to mess with was a thrift store Commodor 64…

Carrots improve eyesight…nah, just military misinformation that is now a staple for parents to get their kids to eat their carrots

The ocean is beyond beautiful. Spent some time on the shores of NC and VA…

Started studying marine biology due to the oceans vast amount of mystery…Now it’s “The ocean is beyond beautiful and just as deadly.”

Diana from YT Physics Girl has long COVID. Her very loving husband takes care of her. We all wish them the best and any kind of recovery.

They literally scan your ID when you buy green in my state. They already know who you are and where you live. The cameras are to keep people honest (intimidated).

Front left: cigarettes and lighter

Front right: Keys, handkerchief

Back left: phone

Back right: wallet

Leg left side: 10 in 1 screwdriver

Right leg side: ballpoint pen, sharpie, white marker, mini vise-grips.

Lived in SE USA most of my life…the majority of the most ridiculous fundamentalists don’t have an inner monologue. They speak but there is nothing going on upstairs except life processes.

The way they cling to ideas from others explains why they cling so tightly…they never had one of their own.

Because of this phenomenal outlook they typically adhere to the first idea that comes around and dismiss everything else as false.

Critical thinking is not applicable to everyone.

Sucks when you want to play “that game” but the updates are gonna take another 20 minutes to download and install…by then I’ve lost my “that game” boner.

I never bother when the dm asks for a stealth check when playing an unstealthy character.

Just go along with the idea that I’m gonna get hurt to alay the detection of my comrades…

Dm: roll a stealth check.

Me: Wtf is a stealth check? I barge into the room like a bull whos balls are bound, sword drawn, heated breath, blood boiling.

In the future, you have to subscribe to use your specific genes. No choice in the matter because you were born with them, but big pharma owns the rights to those same genes.

“Take your baby aspirin and multivitamin then get on with your day…cause it’s all downhill from here.”

Is my morning mantra…

COVID sucks. Counting my blessings that Ive never caught it. Every single one of my coworkers and their families had it. But they also don’t know how viruses and bacteria operate either.

They habitually stick their philangies in all of their facial orifices without regard for what they may have touched earlier…