Xenomorph [comrade/them]

Let me guess the comments are probably like “hell yeah BASED” or some other moron shit?

Lemmy is a beloved cartoon mascot, she’s a talking cow and her message is that jesus loves you.

Should I invest in gamestop now? Also do they still sell ps2 games?

Dog-E

I’ve been wondering to myself if this is a oh shit 2008 event or a oh shit it’s Friday and the stock market is crashing like it always does event and will bounce back when more funny money gets injected?

He tweeted it not long back iirc so who knows with this fucking guy.

How are we being beat by people who on the weekend dress up as the exulted flying purple people eater?

I thought he renounced being a nazi because he saw 21 jump street?

Donnie Dealz being upfront that the usa is not a country to live in but rather a place to get rich in on the backs of the poor and exploited.

I’m an elder millennial and I have fond memories of drinking from my cousin’s water hose in the summer when we went outside to play with toy swords.

It’s okay everyone, we got the top facebook mom on the case and she’s figured out agriculture.

If you ever turn on CNN (don’t) the mainstream media is saying “DOGE” out loud and it feels so weird. Like stop doing that, you’re 60 years old along with Elon, this is a meme for babies.

This meme along with the original Trump feast pic are so funny because it looks like Lincoln is pondering a noose in the foreground.

“It’s really gotten this bad, huh?”

“USA creates hose that sprays children with cancer”

“China invents robot that eats cancer and shits out hundred dollar bills, BUT AT WHAT COST???”

Big mood. I myself have depression, anxiety, and ocd from living in poverty under capitalism. I’m not the cleanest guy either and I often just get into a “fuck it” mode where I just don’t clean up after myself and I see so much of that in him. But in my case I’m a communist while he’s a fascist and his enablers just write off his anti-social behavior as the trad lifestyle or some other cope.

At what point does this become an admission that you’re chronically depressed and just living in filth? Man is not well, obviously, and I’m not trying to humanize him but in any other conversation admitting this would set off alarm bells.

We really wanted to, honest! But the got danged parliamentarianarino said “no” and we can’t 😥Donation money please!

I cannot believe the republicans just do whatever the fuck they want and give the finger to stuffy rules lawyers who try and say no, I cannot!

I’m in my mum’s tank, vroom vroom!

Oh no here comes hamas!