jokes aside this model is the best, the water that comes out of these fuckers is like goddamned glacier melt

killer moth

tried that on my english teacher and suddenly I was “out of class without permission” thankfully it made the VP laugh

Had to change the access policy for the windows update file so windows would stop trying to download 11 on my last windows box. Every now and then it still tries to update and shits itself because it’s not allowed.

You gotta understand this proving your worth by buying ridiculously expensive shit and then bringing attention to it is an attitude of “new money”

Rich people who have been rich for generations will have the same time piece but they will not even think about it. It’s granted to them, part of their life that they would never question. Like you putting on socks.

And that is the attitude that new money cannot understand. Hell that’s kind of what the great gatsby is about, new money just not getting that the expensive shit is just more furniture.

So the most frustrating thing to this mindset is to treat it as no big deal, or even weird that they would bring it up which really it is

nah, buried them all. Gotta dig the full 6 feet trust me

*everyone who can think

were they just frying everything in bacon grease before?

Never liked Star Wars. The original trilogy. I watched it and nothing no sense of adventure no tension just blah. The new ones are worse, watched all of those too but they fail even harder for what feels like the same reasons. To be clear I fucking love Sci-Fi books/movies/tv shows doesn’t matter. Some of the starwars books are ok like anything with Kerra Holt in it

well yeah but I was trying to make the language less obtuse

Answer key:

1. Pokemon
2. Drug
3. Pokemon
4. Drug
5. Drug
6. Drug
7. Pokemon
8. Drug
9. Drug
10. Pokemon
11. Pokemon
12. Pokemon
13. Pokemon
14. Drug
15. Pokemon
16. Drug
17. Pokemon
18. Pokemon
19. Drug
20. Drug

source : pokerap

Jewelee (Julie) because they wanted Jewel in there I guess

Assert dominance shit with the door open and make direct eye contact

I had a cat that I found in a dumpster eating a taco during a hurricane. I only found her because she was yelling at the taco while she ate it. That cat, that I have seen eat every living and non living thing imaginable, refused to eat long john silvers fish

Alabama

but I think it lives in Kentucky now

There isn’t as much rise on the west coast because they are sitting on a huge subduction zone that’s propping them up. When it goes it’s going to be nuts. cascadia subduction zone

A good starting place is considering what society would look like if everyone did whatever thing.

Everyone steals - doesn’t work

Everyone murders - dosen’t work

etc.

Another approach is the Terry Pratchett argument that everything boils down to just not treating people like things.

That was a good face dodge tho. She even swiped at him with those nasty poop encrusted granny nails and my man was in the next fucking time zone

Alright, this better blow my mind.