rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]

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Cake day: December 22nd, 2023

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  • Oh you think you’re a birdwatcher now? Cause you saw one bird? Listen up asshole, I’ve logged literally thousands of birds across seven continents and five oceans. Birds you’ve never even heard of. Birds that haven’t even been discovered by science yet. I’ve been published in ornithology journals for my observations. I’m recognized by the RSPB and the American Birding Association as one of the world’s premier birdwatchers. I’ve given lectures on ornithology at universities worldwide. And you think you can come in here with some fucking crow you saw in your backyard? Asshole.







  • Sorta sick of hearing about this tbh. I’ve seen everyone reporting on this damn egg heist, like international papers even. Our hospitals are overflowing, massive numbers of schools having to close, due to one of the worst flu seasons and respiratory illness seasons in years. Kansas has the worst tuberculosis outbreak in a century. And of course there’s the bird flu news that gets worse by the day. And in terms of eggs, how about the price gouging going on? No let’s get all up in arms about people stealing (admittedly a ton) of eggs because of white suburbanites’ identification with the ownership class and their constant obsession with “crime.” Good for these people. I hope they get away and go on to steal even more eggs.