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1·9 小时前Step 1: Change skin color to Green via DNA editing Step 2: Build a flying saucer
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Y’all are all my subjects, kneel before me, fithy earthlings.
The oligarchs pretend to pay me a fair wage so I pretend to pay for my stuff. Seems fair to me. 🤷♂️
user-hostile TPM module
I mean, the module itself is fine. Some linux distros can also take advantage of that with full disk encryption, instead of putting keys in the ram, store in in TPM which make it harder for keys to get extracted if it gets stole while on.
But of course microsoft is gonna try to use it nefariously for some DRM stuff.
Lol that not a phone anymore, its a pocket-pc. 😁
133·10 小时前Humans didn’t even have the technology to observe most of the eletromagnegtic spectrum for like practically all of human history apart from the recent hundred of years or so, bold of you to assume there isn’t higher form of techology that’s undetectable to us. I mean, the North Sentinese and other uncontacted tribes around the world still can’t even fanthom that we are talking to each other using radiowaves in the air.
There is this sci-fi novel called Three Body Problem and
spoiler
the aliens used a high tech AI supercomputer called the “Sophons” that can be invisible to humans and are spying on Earth in order to plan for an invasion. Humans only figured out after scientists started dying, seemingly mysteriously.
Its sci-fi, but like, they could just take advantage of the tech we already have and hack our servers to gather data, and even if humans figure it out about the hacking, they would just think it was human criminal and its just labeled as a “databreach”. (Who knows, maybe one of the databreaches are actually just aliens gathering data.)
Like… goverments run by humans already out so much cameras in the streets, aliens can just… tap into the feed lol. Use our own surveillance state against us.
More like:
Have you or your loved one been arrested by ICE? Contact my law firm… (something something forgot the phrasing). You don’t just need a legal team, you need the eagle team!*
*We are not liable for constitutional crisis and/or a total collapse of the rule of law
your car
Laughs in lack of driving license
microwaves […] more modern ones are prone to catch on fire
🧐 Got a link?
True. I never work a mask in 2020 and I turned out just fine. Don’t even understand how tiny crown shaped object or whatever woke shit they make up could even hurt me. I survived just fine. A “crown” virus? LMFAO. I wear my crown 👑 like a king 🤴, wtf is a mini crown RNA bullshit, complete utter nonsense.
/s
US needs to invade the US in order to bring democracy to the US.
(Revolution)
You shouldn’t commit an insurrection, but if you accidentally stormed the whitehouse and assassinated a politician, you’re gonna need a good lawyer, but if you need great lawyer, contact my law firm. You don’t just need a legal team, you need the eagle team! 🙃
Easy way to verify if your phone is spying on you:
wispers “Hey, Let’s kill [Name of the leader of your country]”
If you hear police sirens, congrats, your phone cheated on you! Now you know…
💀💥🔫👮♂️ gunshots echoing in the distance…
I mean, I guess my question is: “Why don’t they pull the same shit on computers then?”
The store owner, standing in front of the “No Shirt, No Shoe, No Service” sign looking like:
(Btw, this is a great way to getting tetanus 🤭)
No. Completely false.
You need to put in the microwave and set the timer for at least a minute while its on to recalibrate the pixels.