Protip: if you can drink really high pH water you’ll only have to do this for one day
I only drink pH14 water
That stopped being water long ago
Hey, it’s still in aqueous solution.
Sorry, I can’t understand you with that gaping, smoldering puddle where your lower jaw and esophagus used to be. Can you repeat that?
whatever kills you makes you stronger!
If you use sodium hydroxide to raise your the ph of the water, you can also make yourself into soap!
Edit: e tú, autocorrect?
Why tf would drinking alkaline water be good for you? I believe it would be bad for u in the long-term, cos that would make ur body produce more stomach acid since it constantly gets neutralized, or am I wrong here?
This one always makes me crazy. Our stomachs work to keep an acidic environment for our protection and digestion.
Hey! Maybe I should sand off the skin on my body to get more vitamin D when I sunbathe!
It’s marketing bs because there is pseudoscience that the cause of cancer and other illnesses is from acids and alkaline water will prevent you from those illnesses even though it’s completely bunk and push by the same people who think essential oils can heal you too
Would it be wrong to offer someone like this a spoonful of lye? Its alkaline…
Before or after you cut their face off?
After, obviously. Gotta keep the lips unscarred.
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Just add a little squirt of lemon for flavour.
Is that you, Gwyneth? Is this me?
Got it in one!
SqUiRt Of LeMoN!
It can be handy in the short term. After a few days of greasy festival food my gerd was acting up (it was worth it), so I got some alkaline water to sip on the long drive home, and it helped keep things a little calmer. Long term though there’s no reason for it.
Wouldn’t a Tums be just as effective? And cheaper?
It is good for reflux, as it helps to remove acidity from the esophagus.
But after it gets to the stomach and meets your stomach acid, it doesn’t matter. It’s not gonna change stomach acidity or pH level in intestines, but can help with reflux symptoms and avoid esophagal erosion (which can lead to cancer).
So it’s something that is useful, but for different reasons than most people think.
You really have a problem with the alkaline water and not cutting someone’s face and sewing in place of yours?
I know, it’s like they want to piss on the poor or something
Not sure the daily sun will be good for my sewn-on face. Better get extras.
You do you, but I’m going to stick with the recommendation of one per day. Any more than that just seems wasteful.
Leatherface only needed 3 faces. That should be enough for the rest of us.
You want to take his face… Off.
Beat me to it.
no sugar
I ded
High pH water is a deal breaker for me
What does that even mean?
It’s basic…
Opposed to acidic. I’ll see myself out.
Alkaline water with a bit of lemon in it!
Switch? I’ll take your exercise while you take my mandatory 30 min sun part?
My water refuses to go over 7 pH , I blame the covid vaccines.
I checked everything off but I can’t find high Ph water.
No sugar? Is that good advice?
It’s probably meant to say"no excessive sugar" which isn’t a lot
Probably no refined sugars; so no eating processed foods.
Wait till they find out why fruit tastes sweet, and what starch is made of.
Can I use a staple gun? I’m not that good a sewing
