I’m always kind of amazed by people’s ability to identify birds after seeing them zip by in like half a second.
Me: That bird was fast.
Them: What kind of bird was it?
Me: Dunno looked like an angry sphere.
Them: OH! It’s a red cloaca shit pigeon.
The goldcrest may only weigh 1/100th of a pound, but they can be angry for up to three times their body weight.

Their ancestors could eat a horse. That’s why. Now they eat seeds and mosquitoes.
Eats mosquitoes?
Ave, goldcrest!
The Golden-crowned Kinglet, their North American relative, weighs about the same. I see them somewhat commonly in the summer.
They are so dang cute

That’s not an animal it’s an upset sphere.
Angry orb
Orb of wrath
What’s that in standard units? 5g? Yeah, that’s small
borb

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Resting bird face
STOP JUDGING ME!!!
On the internet, nobody knows you’re a goldcrest
Real life golden snitdget ?
Please tell me this isn’t AI.
it isn’t. they exist. they are adorable.
What do I have to do to get these in my yard?
Step 1: Live in Japan or Himalayas or Europe.







