EspiritdescaliMA to FuturologyEnglish · 11 months agoMicroplastics found in every human semen sample tested in studywww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square54linkfedilinkarrow-up1284arrow-down18cross-posted to: world@lemmy.worldworldnews@lemmit.onlinescience@lemmit.onlinescience@lemmit.online
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minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up134arrow-down2·11 months agoWe are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
minus-squareNOT_RICK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down1·11 months agoGlitter is stored in the balls
minus-squareQuacksalber@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·11 months ago“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
minus-squareSkeezix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agokids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.
minus-squareMisterD@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoAnd since plastics mimic female hormones…
minus-squaredditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·11 months agoMy loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoThe very last, maybe.
We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
Glitter is stored in the balls
“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
kids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.
And since plastics mimic female hormones…
My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
cumfetti
The very last, maybe.