EspiritdescaliMA to FuturologyEnglish · 2 years agoMicroplastics found in every human semen sample tested in studywww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1284arrow-down18cross-posted to: world@lemmy.worldworldnews@lemmit.onlinescience@lemmit.onlinescience@lemmit.online
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minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up135arrow-down2·2 years agoWe are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
minus-squareNOT_RICK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down1·2 years agoGlitter is stored in the balls
minus-squareQuacksalber@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·2 years ago“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
minus-squareSkeezix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agokids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.
minus-squareMisterD@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoAnd since plastics mimic female hormones…
minus-squaredditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 years agoMy loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoThe very last, maybe.
We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
Glitter is stored in the balls
“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
kids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.
And since plastics mimic female hormones…
My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
cumfetti
The very last, maybe.