Oh, no, step boarding pass officer, I forgot my ticket and now I’m stuck!
Oh I was going the other way with it. “I’ve got my ticket officer but you’re not going to like where it’s at as much as I will.”
Just reachin’ up there with they whole hand, huh?
Let’s the wind blow the ticket away whilst maintaining eye contact with the ticket checker.
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plese hve ticet or ass redy
Hope I lost my ticket
Ok, give me yours then. 🫱
Take my monthly pass, I won’t be needing it.
Your monthly ass?
what’s a TIOXET
Well, if you don’t have one, you’d better have your ass ready!
my ass was born ready!
Good, because if it wasn’t, there’d be trouble.
Relax, don’t do it
When you want to sock it to itWait, are ticket inspectors allowed to slap customers’ asses if they don’t have their tiokets or asses ready? Asking for a friend.
I’m always ready.
What was that saying again? Gas, grass, or ass?
That’s the Kansas state motto
Free ride! Take it easy!
New humorous sign for my bathroom.
Pray for the best, plan for the worst.
Knew I should’ve done the enema
Gas, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free.
