So there was this one time I was cleaning out a spare room at work with a coworker and we found an old 80s “Babe” poster ad. And he said “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.”
And I was just like, “wtf? That’s the most old timey horny phrase ever.”
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So there was this one time I was cleaning out a spare room at work with a coworker and we found an old 80s “Babe” poster ad. And he said “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.”
And I was just like, “wtf? That’s the most old timey horny phrase ever.”
Youd have to have the morals of an alley cat
Eating crackers?