“Toot toot fart fart blaaaaaarp” - The language of my people

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      1 month ago

      Well first I wake up and make my bed, making sure to smile at my custom Obama quilt cover.

      Then I eat breakfast and check emails.

      Brunch.

      Check housing markets rates to see if I should raise the price of my rental properties.

      Drive my Tesla to the office (I bought it before he was Crazy)

      Negotiate between my conservative and liberal minded subordinates, making sure to reach a middle ground on all issues.

      Brunch 2!

      Drive home and drink wine while watching the news. Got to see what crazy things the mango man is doing today!