“Toot toot fart fart blaaaaaarp” - The language of my people
How do you sleep at night
In a racecar bed
Been asking myself this question as long as I can remember
Hillary Clinton: great presidential candidate, or the greatest?
She’s a queen, threatened by an orange orc sadly 😂🤣
Pokemon go to Mordor. We need to reach out to Sauron, and convince him to preserve 10 to 20 trees in Isenguard.
When does the Narwhal bacon good sire
Edit: Omg thank you for the reddit gold!
I got that reference! Take my gold kind gentle sir!
Hi a liberal, I’m dad
It’s not a phase dad
you’re not special we’re all liberals here
I’m Hexbear’s only real liberal the rest of you are commies.
No I’m the one Tru liberal sorry sweaty
Is hillary light itself or mother of all dragons
Yes.
Did you cry when they shot Medgar Evers? Did you cry when they shot mr. Kennedy? Did Malcolm X get what was coming?
How many books have you read besides Harry Potter?
Umm excuse me why would I ever read anything else? Besides, if we want to appeal to moderates we need to stop doing unrelatable hobbies like reading.
Who’d make the better dream president: Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton
Oprah Winfrey
Hillary Obama is your second choice though right?
Uh DUH of course
is it because you ate the pizza that turns you liberal
Ye
well why did you do that?
I was out of beans
look at this buffoon. they got no beans
If you’re a liberal, what’s your favourite freedum?
Freedom to be a landlord of colour
I don’t need to ask you anything because I too am a liberal, and therefore already have all the answers I could possibly want given to me by Marvel Movies, Harry Potter, and my high school social studies class which I got an A in 🤓
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Well first I wake up and make my bed, making sure to smile at my custom Obama quilt cover.
Then I eat breakfast and check emails.
Brunch.
Check housing markets rates to see if I should raise the price of my rental properties.
Drive my Tesla to the office (I bought it before he was Crazy)
Negotiate between my conservative and liberal minded subordinates, making sure to reach a middle ground on all issues.
Brunch 2!
Drive home and drink wine while watching the news. Got to see what crazy things the mango man is doing today!
real liberalism hasnt been tried yet
Have you read Harry Potter!? Is it true that he is a wizard?