I can’t wait for him to pose thumbs up, smiling with people like he did at that hospital after that school shooting.
A photo op is a photo op to him, he has to put on his game face. The context of the photo never crosses his mind
People ask me - they ask me - how was the pope’s funeral. A little boring honestly. At the pope wake - the food was not good. People say Italians know food. Wrong maybe. And death makes you hungry but portions too small. Also bad. I told jokes - funny jokes(!) but the dignitary guys didn’t laugh. Bad crowd. So funeral 2 out of 10. Carter’s funeral - better. Obama laughed at my jokes. Good fried chicken. Not as good as KFC but good for democrats.
The Funeral Crashers: an orange narcissist and his trophy wife crash the funeral of a world religious figure. Hilarity ensues.
Tomatometer: 1%
IMDB: 0.2/10
Roger Ebert: if I wasn’t dead already, this would have killed me.
Ahhh, Roger.
A nation filled with Italians named Luigi
Also close enough for some Ukrainian ultranat to do a funny with a biden-supplied weapon.
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Imagine they refuse him at the gates lmaooo
Please Swiss Guard, impale this orange intruder with one of your spears.
Trump gets real mad because the “clowns” keep asking him the same question over and over. The Swiss Guard uses a bad mock German accent: “But where are your papers?”
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You know the US didn’t assassinate the Pope because a US-assassination would consist of leveling half of Italy to get him.
Only half?
yeah, they’re running short on munitions right now (what with arming fascists in ukraine and israel for the last few years), so that’s all they could spare right now.
Good for him. He finally got to the rung of the ladder where people have to pay attention to him and invite him to all this boring ass shit nobody cares about.
He killed the world he wanted to be king of. Nobody cares about who he golfs with or how many times Bruce Springsteen visits the White House anymore.
It reminds me of how in the early 90’s it was really cool to have gotten on tv. Even if you were just in the background of a news story, you would call your family and tell them to watch, and they would! Now I’ll bet anybody can get on TV in under an hour with zero effort. It’s lost its novelty. Just like all these “exclusive events” he doesn’t really want to go to but he thinks it makes him elite. Anyone under like 40 has had to live in a neocapitalist hellscape their entire adult lives and we just couldn’t care less if we tried
Pope Francis passed?? Wow. You’re telling me this for the first time
Blue jean baby…
Picturing Trump being shown around the Vatican and given a priceless artifact to hold and he passes it to JD who drops it.
Some catholic freak in Rome/The Vatican has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever…
Quick, someone change the locks to America while he’s gone.
What the actual fuck lol
Most every high ranking political figure in this hellhole has been a sociopath, but it’s rare that they’ve been so clueless and open about it
I hope air force 1 is one of those boeing planes
Not to be confused with the funeral of Pope Francis, in Missouri
