Math is amazing!

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Math is amazing!

superkret@feddit.org · 2 个月前

Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don’t like it here…

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · edit-2 2 个月前

If it makes you feel any better it sucks back here as well.

Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 个月前

It’s like the least convenient form of time travel.

Trailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 个月前

Take your age
Multiply by e^iπ
Add your age
Divide by 10
Take a card, any card
Add the number of years you’ve been alive
Hand me the card
Is this your card?

froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 个月前

Freshparsnip@lemm.ee · 2 个月前

sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 个月前

Look under your foreskin.

froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 个月前

whaa… how do you???

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 个月前

holy shit, elvis?!

andros_rex@lemmy.world · edit-2 2 个月前

0?

Edit: nvm missed the last step x - age

x * e^iπ = x * -1 = -x

-x+x = 0

0/10 = 0

0 + x = x

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 个月前

Turns out I was the joker the entire time.

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.

Fat Tony@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

I want this on my gravestone.

slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 个月前

I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.

froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 个月前

what’s 9 + 10?

maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone · 2 个月前

Knock knock.

froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 个月前

maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone · 2 个月前

Eww too old.

neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 个月前

📸

MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I’m really really hoping you are a child…

peregrin5@lemm.ee · 2 个月前

Yes officer. This is the peterfile right here.

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 2 个月前

You pervert

froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 个月前

There are no children on this app💀

asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev · edit-2 2 个月前

skibidi rizz fanum tax. im 3 years old and im certainly lemmymaxxing

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 2 个月前

based fosspilled lemmymaxxer

untakenusername@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

is baby gronk the new rizz king?

froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 个月前

baby gronk joke in April 2025? man, you’re old…

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 个月前

Its just Leonardo Dicaprio’s lemmy account

superkret@feddit.org · edit-2 2 个月前

21 - 2?

froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 个月前

Iron Lynx@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

It’s The United States.

With huge boats.

With guns.

(Gunboats)

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 个月前

Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

Hello type conversion, my old friend

i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 个月前

NaN with you again

Ace@feddit.uk · 2 个月前

deleted by creator

/home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 2 个月前

ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 个月前

Didn’t you read? It’s your age!

untakenusername@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 个月前

Nice

moog@lemm.ee · 2 个月前

Take your age That’s your age

Contemporarium@lemm.ee · 2 个月前

Woah.

locahosr443@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

COVID made this accurate

GooberEar@lemmy.wtf · 2 个月前

I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.

Destide@feddit.uk · 2 个月前

Because your real age is white

Destide@feddit.uk · 2 个月前

Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you’d marry

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.

Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee · 2 个月前

take your credit card number

add 2

that’s your credit card number plus two

post it

nucleative@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

4444 4444 4444 4446

Damn you’re right

TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca · 2 个月前

Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?

xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 个月前

It means you’re using JavaScript.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

I got 5318008

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 2 个月前

Oh neat, it’s my ssn!

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · edit-2 2 个月前

deleted by creator

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · edit-2 2 个月前

hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally revert 10 to get 01=1, add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.

ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Are you Terrence Howard?

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Sure, sometimes. And sometimes 1x1=2 when math feels like it.

disclaimer: Identify theft is a serious crime.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

I was thinking Tom Lehrer.

cr78bw@feddit.org · 2 个月前

Ahh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs…