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CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Wildfires in Israel are spreading to Military bases (CW: Bumbling squad of fascists almost burning to death)

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Wildfires in Israel are spreading to Military bases (CW: Bumbling squad of fascists almost burning to death)

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  • Adkml [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Fucks sake anytime I see the idf attempting to do anything it just really confirms they aren’t an army their literal purpose is just to carry out genocide.

    They can’t fight anything tougher than a 4 year old.

    • dkr567 [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Without their air power, their forces remind me of like an heavily armed version of cops.

      • spectre [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Pretty obvious in the Louis Theroux doc

        • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          And all the American police they help train

    • CTHlurker [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      The israeli army, much like basically any western army at this point, crumble the second they start fighting someone who can shoot back and isn’t on the litteral brink of starvation.

  • refolde [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    fire : Sorry, but the genocide WILL stop!

    • VILenin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      slammer

  • Sasuke [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    preview of what’s waiting for them in the afterlife

  • electric_nan@lemmy.ml
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    Let them cook.

  • Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    In a real theocratic state you’d take this shit as a sign to change your ways

  • Jew [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Damn Israelis can’t fight anything. I think they need to airstrike the military bases so the fire can’t win

    • WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Engage hannibal doctrine to prevent the fire from taking hostages

    • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com
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      Hannibal Directive has been activated

  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.netM
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    God is Hamas?

    • Zoift [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      God gave Noah a rainbow sign

      No more water

      Fire next time

    • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      god is on the record ordering genocides and there was the whole flooding the earth thing

      • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        God is the ultimate master of both-sides

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Just watch, it’s going to turn out the source is that a settler threw a molotov cocktail at a Palestinian’s house. And then they will be like “It’s Hamas’ fault for existing there, they wouldn’t have thrown the molotov if the house wasn’t there.”

    • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Or as a way to get rid of what little left they have in politics

      https://www.timesofisrael.com/pms-firebrand-son-baselessly-suggests-israeli-left-to-blame-for-major-blazes/

  • Riffraffintheroom [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    First sharks, now fire. Once the velociraptor battalion is mobilized hamas will have gathered an army of everything I was unhealthily fixated on as a child.

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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      They need some really big weaponized construction trucks, like Twisted Metal cars but bigger

    • Adkml [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Imagine if they get “The 7 Plagues but Extremely Specific” like #4 is frogs but all the frogs have a pattern of spots that spells out “this is happening because you’re a bad person”

  • Xenomorph [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Cover me, I’m gonna call in an airstrike on this fire! hamas-base

    Shit, shit, shit I’m on fire!! blob-on-fire

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Is there a Slammer edit for this yet

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      i-cant

      cow hits an Israeli [sic] policeman in the Jerusalem mountains while fleeing a spreading fire there

      from https://xcancel.com/FuknSlammer/status/1917997409168245118

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    How does israel fight an enemy with no children to kill?

    • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com
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      This is why I say that the real threat to Israel is climate change. Many governments (the U.S. among them) have a really difficult time dealing with hazards that you can just bomb into submission. When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. But not every problem can be solved with a hammer.

      • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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        they also live mostly in a desert, which is the most prone to climate change, due to desert becoming more arid than it is, much like whats happening with australia(besides over course of its natural history)

      • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s almost like it’s a bad idea to import millions of brainwashed colonizers into a desert.

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    settlers set fire to Palestine land and agriculture

    fuck-around

    As wildfire rages in Israel, security source tells Haaretz settlers set Palestinian agricultural land on fire in the West Bank

    • WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Maybe they shouldn’t have killed or driven out all the people that maintained that land and kept it from becoming overgrown with brush and dead plant matter…

      This is a very literal case of “sow the wind, reap the whirlwind.”

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    Critical support to comrade fire in engulfing the genocidal occupation forces.

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