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“There was an owl just over there hanging up some pissed on pants. Said it was a memento or something.”
hanging up some pissed on pants
wanted to come back and let you know that this phrase is gonna be living in my head for a while
animal farm 1984
Mom the other birds are picking on me again!
Cats ain’t so bad.
he tellin
A reenactment of how prehistoric Twitter worked.
“Go out and touch grass”
Snitch
preflight inspection
“which way did he go, which way did he go?”
“He went for FayyyyyGooooo!”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
“Rent tripple now, pay up now or get out now or I will sick eagle police on you now”